Ce-i de stiut despre vinuri

January 30th, 2006

Au facut astia o lista cu vinuri de care sa te feresti. Bere, anyone?

Care IP e mai jmeker?

January 25th, 2006

Ia sariti, sa vedem care are IP-ul mai tare in parcare.

Doamne, mare Iti mai e gradina:

I will not deny or try to cover the fact that in 2008, I am running for the presidency.
Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially from a politician. So, I am going to break from political tradition. My name is Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.

Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am Governor, will find out what the true meaning of my nickname ‘The Impaler’ means. Right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed’s can take the terrorist’s body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so. I do not see an American Jury convicting me.

Sau e o clona de-a CVT-ului?
Da’ Rudotelu, cât e? Cât e? Scump, doamna, scump!

Ultimii 35 de milimetri

January 12th, 2006

Desi n-ar trebui sa zic nimanui pina nu vind tat, Nikon anunta ca isi va cam inceta productia de aparate foto de 35mm.

Palindroame de la noi

January 11th, 2006

Ele ne seduc cu desenele.
Romanii-s asi in amor.
Ai ramas acasa, Maria?
Au o nava noua.
Icre, pui, ciuperci.
Ele fac cafele.
Era nuda la Dunare.
Alina m-a luat sa stau la Manila.
Acru tip e Piturca.
Ene purta patru pene.
Sa nu iei un as.
O rama maro.
Era o tipa rapitoare!
Noi votam, ma!, tov. Ion.
El o sa faca fasole.
Ion a luat luni vinul tau la noi.
Era sa pozez o pasare.
Maria bea, ca e bairam.
El a gatit agale.
Avat alb la tava.
Uit sec tot ce stiu.

Here‘s the amazingly funny flash, and
here‘s the MP3, and
here‘s where you can buy more of this crazy Raffi dude.

Intelesul vietii

January 10th, 2006

Practic, cu toate că nu aduc fericirea, banii sunt importanţi. Aşadar, cum să devii bogat într-un singur cuvânt: mătuşi: mai multe, mai bine. Preferabil batrâne şi/sau bolnave, dar neapărat, evreice, armence, sau doar pricepute in investiţii. Cuvintele cheie, ca şi acum o trei-patru sute de ani, rămân, în ordine: teren, pamânt, diamante, obiecte de artă, aur. Simplu, nu?

“Sacred Journeys for Women”: Da Vinci pilgrimage (based on the best selling novel The Da Vinci Code) Spring, 2007.

(Prices start at $3,695 for land package only. Includes accommodation 4 star hotels, Sacred Journeys facilitator, breakfasts on all days, Welcome and farewell dinner,airport transfers,First Class travel on Chunnel train from Paris to London. Single supplement $695)

Stoopid is what stoopid does

January 6th, 2006

Especially if he’s an intelligent inventor