Two jokes

October 28th, 2005

Un tip merge pe autostrada 57 cu masina si asculta radioul.
La un moment dat, la radio, crainica anunta:
– Pe autostrada 57, un nebun merge pe contrasens.
Tipul, foarte enervat:
– Nu unul, sute, sute!

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Doctorul catre proaspatul amputat:
– Domnule, am pt. dv. o stire buna si una rea.
– Care-i aia rea?
– Ti-am amputat piciorul sanatos…
– …si aia buna?
– Piciorul bolnav se vindeca!

Cumming All Over

October 28th, 2005

For a mere $49.99 you can smell like a man. And have a soft, moist skin. Buy the body lotion that will make you popular. Or, if you’d rather preffer Cumming in a bar, there’s a soap available. Ahh, the posibilities….

It is called NaDa
It does nothing, it comes free, it is compatible with any system, and it’s bug free!

Futurama, the Movie

October 27th, 2005

“Cheer, Futurama fans! Futurama is great and you should watch it. An episode a day is the minimum recommended dosage.”
“Yeah, but what about the movie?!”
“The whaa?”
“The Movie!!”
“I didn’t say anything about a movie. Incidentally, they’re making a movie.”

Erik Refner

October 26th, 2005

Tzza scrie: […] cele mai faine fotografii ce le-am vazut anul asta:
www.erikrefner.com
.

De-acord.

gserban.com

October 18th, 2005

Saitul lui Gicu Şerban are o faţă nouă şi cîteva serii noi & faine.

aberatia de democratie

October 17th, 2005

Un domn, suparat rau de tot, a intentat actiune penala impotriva
numitului Dumnezeu, domiciliat in cer.” Mare Ti-e gradina, Doamne. Astia de la Procuratura, sunt obligati sa inregistreze orice act. Premiile Stella, va rogam poftiti si in Romania!

Let’s smoke pot!

October 17th, 2005

Everybody knows it is said that alcohol, nicotine, women, pizza and other pleasures in life affect your brain and other bodily fluids. But this article states marijuana might make you smarter, or even better, get you high. Wait… what?

Head-On

October 16th, 2005

Gegen die Wand (Fatih Akin, 2004). My rating: 9/10.
Reviews by Gorzo & Ebert.

Mise à nu

October 13th, 2005

Here.