Llosa despre Romania

August 31st, 2005

Mario Vargas Llosa despre Romania paranoica

How a Presidential speech is prepared:

Radu Anton Roman, R.I.P.

August 30th, 2005

De pe HotNews, some sad news.

Radu Anton Roman a murit aseara

Radu Anton Roman, scriitor, traducator si realizator de emisiuni TV, s-a stins din viata luni seara, la 57 de ani, dupa un atac de cord. “In Delta cu Jacques Yves Cousteau” este cea mai cunoscuta carte a sa, jurnalul expeditiei prin Delta Dunarii conduse de celebrul explorator francez. De mai bine de 5 ani, Radu Anton Roman realiza la ProTV emisiunea “Bucataria lui Radu”.
Dumnezeu sa-l odihneasca in pace.

A computer hardware manufacturing company decided it was time to bring peace and harmony on the motherboard. As we all know, the Qi has to flow freely, otherwise it becomes Sha-Chi, and bad luck will come haunting. So, without further ado, here it is: the Motherboard Designed Using Feng Shui Principles.

I had a dream

August 29th, 2005

Well, not me, someone called Chris Wayan. OK, I had a dream also, but unlike Mr. M. Luther (or Chris Wayan, for that matter), i decided NOT TO materialize it. I kind of sleep with the lights on now.

Zen wisdom

August 26th, 2005

Intr-un templu zen.
Discipolul:
– Prea intelept si onorabil Maestru, poti sa-mi explici diferenta dintre o perla si o femeie?
Maestrul:
Diferenta consta in faptul ca perla poate fi insirata pe la ambele capete, iar femeia numai pe la un capat.
Discipolul (confuz):
– Dar, Maestre, da-mi voie sa contrazic intelepciunea, dar am auzit ca unele femei se lasa insirate pe la ambele capete!
Maestrul (cu un suras):
– Pai acelea nu sunt femei, sunt adevarate perle.

Crash Your Computer

August 23rd, 2005

… Using HTML Code

Well, Opera and mozilla users, this article is DEFINITELY not for you. Apple users, please stay away. If you use any OS ending in ‘ix’, please refrain.
In fact, read the article only if you use the nefarious combination of Windows + Internet Explorer.

Matrimoniale a la secolul XXI

August 23rd, 2005

Cica un nene a dat, cândva, un anunt la ziar care suna cam asa: “Caut nevasta”. A primit sute de reply-uri scurte: “Ia-o pe-a mea”. Eh, dar asta e de pe vremea lui Caragiale.
Mai nou, iti cauti nevasta pe internet, ca, deh!, secolul 20 va fi al internetului sau nu va fi deloc (asta am furat-o de la o reclama Apple, nu va gânditi asa de departe!). Buun, da’ ce-ar fi sa-ti pui pretena cea mai buna, necasatorita, la licitatie pe ebay, sub forma de Dinner Date with my Best Friend in Okinawa, Japan ** (item 5607457873 end time Aug-22-05 04:35:48 PDT)? Sunt tare curios câti de pe lista de useri de la blog se califica. Pacat ca a expirat termneul, mi-ar fi placut sa vad Japonia sub clar de luna.

Priceless!

Funny t-shirts

August 19th, 2005

To all all my present and future friends, please no more “I went to #insert city name here” and all I bought for #insert my name here# was this lousy T-Shirt “. Please, be more creative and buy me a sinful t-shirt. No, I will not wear it, but you won’t know that!

NetBSD at LinuxWorld 2005

August 17th, 2005

Atendees at the LinuxWorld 2005 conference declared: Thou shalt upgrade thy toaster