Angry Alien Productions

May 31st, 2005

Bwahaha, I found thee, bunny that re-enacts movies. Off to the popcorn & soda dispensing apparatus, kids, only take a mouthfull, because the movies last for about 30 seconds. Too bad they do not have a “Revenge of the Sith” prepared, yet, would have loved that.

Daca va mai aduceti aminte de domnisoara aceea care nu numai ca prelua comenzi de bere, dar si de alte lucruri interesante, ei bine, visul s-a transformat in realitate: acum sint doua.

The answer — if you wouldn’t mind, my friend — is speak English with a British accent.

(Thanks, Zoos, for the night before! This Dilbert strip looks like a nice conclusion to it.)

The Sith Sense

May 30th, 2005

Darth Vader, mmmm, can read a feeble mind. So, don’t admit anything! Don’t tell him anything! Or else, The Sith Sense will lead you to the Dark Side.

Behold, Star War fans! Evil trick Burger King on you tries to use!

Just can’t get enough

May 30th, 2005

I found the following Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords and decided: I need a new OS, I need a new job, I need a new career. Oh, and if any of you happens to know some available chicks, I might need some new gf as well. I might consider cutting down on wine, though.

The Rec.humor.funny Ban

May 27th, 2005

One joke that got the USENET to be “banned from the internet”. Risking a copyright infringment, I’ll quote it, because it’s darn funny:

A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the inevitable check. To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!" and he actually did.
The next morning's newspaper carried the news item:
"JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN BLIND ALLEY."

Read the story behind it.

Le Prestige   Read the full description of “Cuvee Prestige”, Domains du Théron.

Ghinion de ghinion

May 27th, 2005

Un ursulet care cam face furo(u)ri – simpatic, dar cam aerian si ghinionist, cred ca il cheama Backkom, desi nici Bernardo nu suna rau. Cam mult trafic pe retea, de adus dupa orele de program.

Top porci

May 26th, 2005

Un site dedicat in intregme porcilor prezinta o lista cu “Cele mai bune resurse cu si despre porci” – Top porci la porc.ro

Motto-ul lor este:
Îmi plac porcii. Câinii se uită la noi cu respect. Pisicile ne tratează de sus. Porcii ne privesc ca pe egali. (Winston Churchill)