Thou Shalt Not Yiff

February 23rd, 2005

One of the issues that isn’t covered by the Bible:
Is it OK with God if you draw furries, as long as you dont want to have sex with them?

Man, I just love browsing Christian sites. Thank God, “our readers are smarter than theirs”

Kinder XXX surprise

February 22nd, 2005

... surprise !

Marean, Generalul – Mayor

February 22nd, 2005

Cine este si ce doreshte candidatul la primaria generala Vanghelie care vrea sa fie ! – incearca sa ne lamureasca distinsul d-n CTP. Oh, si Octavian Paler pare sa aibe ceva de spus pe aceeashi tema. Pentru cine citea almanahurile Anticipatsia innainte de lovilutsie, numele lui Ioan Grosan suna un clopotel mititel.

Trei oameni, trei articole, si numai o parere ? Mai rasfiratsi, baietsi, ca se filmeaza !

Aquisition & Logistics

February 22nd, 2005

A Scottish man, a French man and a Japanese man are sent to a remote island by scientists to see how they survive.
The French man says “I will prepare dinner!”.
The Scottish man says “I’ll chop firewood!”.
The Japanese man sits there looking confused so the men ask him to go into the forest and get supplies.
A year passes and the scientists come to the island to pick the men up.
The Scottish man and the French man are there but the Japanese man is nowhere to be seen. The men say that the Japanese man disappeared in the forest and the scientists send out a search party.
The search party wonder into the forest. Suddenly the Japanese man leaps out of the bushes stark naked with a huge grin on his face and yells
“SUPPLIES!”.

nu-i partidu’ ca primaru’

February 15th, 2005

Marian Vanghelie, candidatul PSD pentru Primaria Capitalei
Candidatul PSD pentru Primăria Capitalei este Marian Vanghelie, in prezent primar al sectorului 5, a anunţat după şedinţa BEx al PSD Bucureşti, preşedintele filialei Dan Ioan Popescu. Sorin Oprescu, al cărui nume a fost cel mai des vehiculat pentru candidatura la Primărie, va fi director de campanie.
RevistaPresei.ro, 15 feb 2005

Would you be my Valentine ?

Engineerically yours

February 11th, 2005

One day an engineer is going into a new grocery shop on the outskirts of town. When just inside, he sees a sign which says: “CONDOMS: SOLD & FITTED” .
He looks around and calls for service. Then, an exceptionally attractive young lady emerges.
“Do you work here?” he asks.
“Yes,” she replied.
“And is the statement on the sign over there true?” The lady leans over the counter and says seductively, “Yes.”
“Tell me,” he asks, “who fits them?”
“I do,” said the lady.
“Well,” said the engineer, “would you please wash your hands and give me a pound of tomatoes?”

Commercial Art Music by Jonathan Le Cocq

Suicidal bunny

February 9th, 2005

The merry mishaps of the suicidal bunny.

Teaser:

Á la Mutu …

February 7th, 2005

Prafuri ....